In this digital age, I think most of us have become accustomed to rapidly changing technology. Yesterday's computers are geezers; last year's are dinosaurs. And how about cell phones. You couldn't always fit 'em into your pocket hot shot. ->
But in the midst of the ever-evolving electronic devices that have come to dominate our lives, we sometimes forget about age old inventions that have truly aided the human cause. Here is a list of a few very important inventions that have somehow gone sins acclaim. You deserve better, inventors, but this is all I can do.
1. Skip-It. Anyone born in the 80s fell in love with this fad. Don't lie to yourself, you skipped it.... and you loved it!
2. Cheeze-Whiz. Cheese in a can? And you can spray it like silly string at your friends? What's not to love?
3. The septic system. The fewer pieces of sh. I have to deal with the happier I am. Which leads me to the next invention (which I think is worth a picture)...
4. The on-the-go head-mounted tissue and TP combo. Their isn't much that is as embarrassing as having a stray booger clinging to the tip of your nose. And when you see people it's always a little awkward to inform them. But now it'll be easy and they won't even need to flick - drape upon them a divine tissue from above. And for it's alternate purpose, when you drop off the browns at the superbowl and you're without towels for your players... you lose every time. Keep that winning going, minus the streaks.
Regardless of how you feel about technology, I think we can all agree it's well-important!
